Wednesday, February 19, 2014

Lincoln, age 5:

"Mommy.  I should be a scientist.  Or a doctor.  Because I know everything, and doctors know everything.  So I should be a doctor."

"Do you know that Daddy is a doctor?"

"Yeah, that's because he knows everything."

"Also, I want to be a sword fighter... A sword fighter and a lion doctor AND a people doctor.  Because people doctors know how to fix people AND lions.  So that's what I'm going to do."

Friday, February 14, 2014

Tonight Lincoln exclaimed, "I can't wait to be a Daddy!"

"How many kids will you have?"

"One Thousand!  And they will all have their own rooms!  And in the morning they can get their own cereal!  And watch TV while they eat! And if they don't like the TV show, they will throw chocolate milk at the TV!"

Lincoln says most everything in caps and exclamation points, FYI.